In retrospect, "Content-Aware Photoshops Come Alive" was probably too much of a techno-nerd title, one that didn't quite convey that readers would get to see celebrities and politicians looking all fucked up and shit. So I've snazzed up the series title in hopes that people will pay more attention to the second round of stretched-out faces, and also that they might go back and check out what the SA Goons did last week, because it's pretty great.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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