The breakthrough catchphrase from "Deus Ex: Human Revolution" appears to be "I never asked for this." The SA Forum Goons made several puns on this, and I made sure to put them all on the same page, which can be easily deleted when "I never asked for this" reaches PortalCake LOL levels of Internet saturation! Enjoy them while you can!




ekuNNN never asked for KISS.

Crux did Axe for this!

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