Now, Gravy Jones, there's a name no one would self-apply where I come from.

If you allow T3hRen3gade's new image into your home, you'll never get the pee funk out of your carpet.

As someone who owns many noteworthy seafaring vessels, I can't say I care for Lysdexique's maritime hijinks.

Before you start stocking up for Halloween, Bloody Holly wants you to know how candy corn is really made.

klaivu reveals what this update will look like in 2126, after the Internet's horrible aging secret has been revealed.

Thanks to Bloody Holly and the rest of the SA Forum Goons for putting the "bear" in "beard" -- and by "bear," we mean assorted dogs. Also, ear scratches and Snausages to Joshua "DogThunderBeard" Pugh for caption help!

– Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller

More Photoshop Phriday

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Freakypizza: The Sweater Curse

    Freakypizza: The Sweater Curse

    Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.

  • Drinking Fountain Enthusiast Lingo Drinking Fountain Enthusiast Lingo

    Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.

Copyright ©2015 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.