NAG greets every day with a song in his heart and a dog at his throat.
M for Mushroom constantly gets out of jail for free. I've had about enough of this lawless town.
Do you have a dog in this fight, DooDooBrown?
Saint Sputnik brings us topical humor straight from Al-Awja. Google it, bitches.
You know you're not supposed to go in there! What is your fascination with TheScaryDoor?
Perfect Eggs Every Time: Hold an egg in your cupped hands. Put your hands over a fire, squeezing them together gently to crack the egg open. Try not to let any egg liquid or egg shell fall out between your fingers.
Absolve me of my past fines, so that I may checkout again.
You cant go around life being smart in an unconventional way, it could change the world.
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