NAG greets every day with a song in his heart and a dog at his throat.
M for Mushroom constantly gets out of jail for free. I've had about enough of this lawless town.
Do you have a dog in this fight, DooDooBrown?
Saint Sputnik brings us topical humor straight from Al-Awja. Google it, bitches.
You know you're not supposed to go in there! What is your fascination with TheScaryDoor?
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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