NAG greets every day with a song in his heart and a dog at his throat.
M for Mushroom constantly gets out of jail for free. I've had about enough of this lawless town.
Do you have a dog in this fight, DooDooBrown?
Saint Sputnik brings us topical humor straight from Al-Awja. Google it, bitches.
You know you're not supposed to go in there! What is your fascination with TheScaryDoor?
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
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