FlyinPingu theorizes that DogBeards are the next logical step in the evolution of facial hair.
QwertySanchez didn't really change anything. The molecular structure of Einstein is completely intact.
You may speak with Otik about taking a scenic stroll past the old mill. A better day you'll not spend elsewhere!
I double-dog-dare someone to match Bloody Holly's madness.
I once loaned GnatKingCoal the keys to one of my many expensive boats. This is how I was repaid.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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