Blobone makes his own luck out of rare gems and harvested kidneys.
Luck isn't enough for gandlethorpe.
Cpt. Supermarket works as the music consultant to a midsized third-world dictatorship.
Efilnikufesin is hoping to land a graphics job for Fox News.
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