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flare utilized the between ten and twenty earnest work boys he has at his disposal to see to this image's timely completion.

ironsights42 lays it out in a way that even the dumbest person can understand.

TylerK knows it's all connected. 9/11, impacted bowels, power lines, dogs. It all adds up.

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