We can all rest easy knowing that coookie's steady hands are on the case.
Shortly after making this, Tossed_Salad_Man died a horrible death from an impacted bowel.
CmdrChicken reveals the shocking lives of towels.
Three-Phaseis not averse to eating corn dogs in bed.
You may have thought that a long dead author who was basically terrified of black people would be bad at the dozens. And you'd be right.
Dr. Oz, professional TV doctor, offers up some dieting tips and advice on how to remove all your negative ions.
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