hobo_bait has learned to live with near-crippling beard envy.
Stuntman Mike is so money he put spinnaz on his cheese wheels.
snortpocket will tell you he is for change, but his record says otherwise.
I shall bend and compress Stuntman Mike in the manner of a pretzel, then throw him from a high point.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
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