hobo_bait has learned to live with near-crippling beard envy.
Stuntman Mike is so money he put spinnaz on his cheese wheels.
snortpocket will tell you he is for change, but his record says otherwise.
I shall bend and compress Stuntman Mike in the manner of a pretzel, then throw him from a high point.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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