hobo_bait has learned to live with near-crippling beard envy.
Stuntman Mike is so money he put spinnaz on his cheese wheels.
snortpocket will tell you he is for change, but his record says otherwise.
I shall bend and compress Stuntman Mike in the manner of a pretzel, then throw him from a high point.
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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