hobo_bait has learned to live with near-crippling beard envy.
Stuntman Mike is so money he put spinnaz on his cheese wheels.
snortpocket will tell you he is for change, but his record says otherwise.
I shall bend and compress Stuntman Mike in the manner of a pretzel, then throw him from a high point.
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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