The Round House, submitted by Fanimal.For my New Years resolution I've decided to pick on the furries more often. The war in Iraq has distracted us from the important things, like putting spiders in all the fursuits at conventions. Despite our best efforts to mock and belittle the furries, their numbers are growing in size and diversity. The Round House is a site the specializes in "anthropomorphic animals who are in various stages of being buxom, plump, fat, full, overstuffed". Vile, but not surprising. In most of the picture I've seen of furries, have been terribly overweight. Why not combine their love of being disgustingly obese with fucking humanoid skunks? Makes sense to me!
So erotic! It just kills me that these people with semi-talent in drawing waste their time drawing fox penises instead of real artwork. How much skill and artistry has the Internet robbed us of? If Van Gogh had the Internet would he have painted a dragon sucking off a rabbit instead of sunflowers? We will never know for sure, but one thing we do know is that the Internet is a terrible place and one day The One will come forth and destroy it after having a really gay Dragon Ball Z type battle with Elrond from Rivendell. Lets hope that time is soon.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
Awful Links of the Day spotlights the worst and weirdest websites on the internet. And we're not talking "weird" in a good way either.