Greetings, welcome to Memorial Day Weekend, a time to honor those who died by attending remembrance ceremonies such as "National Memorial Day Concert" and "Maryland Death Fest." Here's a compact, easy-to-absorb variety pack for your holiday-weekend reading convenience!

The SA Goons have explored the world of movie/TV show-licensed merchandise pretty thoroughly in recent years, but this might be the best batch yet. Thanks to I Might Be Adam for reviving the theme!

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