Greetings, welcome to Memorial Day Weekend, a time to honor those who died by attending remembrance ceremonies such as "National Memorial Day Concert" and "Maryland Death Fest." Here's a compact, easy-to-absorb variety pack for your holiday-weekend reading convenience!

The SA Goons have explored the world of movie/TV show-licensed merchandise pretty thoroughly in recent years, but this might be the best batch yet. Thanks to I Might Be Adam for reviving the theme!

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  • GLUT OF DOGS

    GLUT OF DOGS

    TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851

  • THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    THE PERFECT HUMAN FORM

    Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.

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