We won't question "Nermal's" viewing habits.

"Timepants" has a fascinating name and that's pretty much the end of that.

"LoonyLeif" promtes good exercise habits.

Finally, "King Metal" says what we're all thinking.

BUT WAIT! The fun isn't over yet! Just yonder, on the next page, begins a two page journey into my inbox that isn't anywhere near as epic as it sounds! What follows are some pretty shitty Photoshops, and I mean that in the meanest possible way. But heck, if you want to call it quits now, no worries. Thanks to the SA Forum Goons for making these pictures, which we have shamelessly stolen from them without warning or prior written consent!

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