"EvilTwig", in addition to being incapable of simple text alignment, is also a fan of Enemy Territory. Not that I'm suggesting there is a correlation or anything.
"Helix" puts the mortal terror back in the 4th of July.
"DaShoe" pays tribute to the under appreciated Snark of Half-Life fame.
"Tossed_Salad_Man" is packin' my kind of fireworks.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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