"EvilTwig", in addition to being incapable of simple text alignment, is also a fan of Enemy Territory. Not that I'm suggesting there is a correlation or anything.
"Helix" puts the mortal terror back in the 4th of July.
"DaShoe" pays tribute to the under appreciated Snark of Half-Life fame.
"Tossed_Salad_Man" is packin' my kind of fireworks.
Can't tell a drinking fountain from a urinal? We've got you covered. Brush up on your drinking fountain enthusiast -- or sipper -- vocabulary and learn to talk and swap sips with the best of them.
2 PM: Steven J. accidentally drops his vintage Trapper Keeper, revealing erotic drawings of the ‘bunny girls’ emoji. The room draws silent. Slowly, member after member opens his/her notebooks and tablets, revealing dozens of pages of bunny girl emoji fanart. The room votes 12-0 never to speak of this again.
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