"EvilTwig", in addition to being incapable of simple text alignment, is also a fan of Enemy Territory. Not that I'm suggesting there is a correlation or anything.
"Helix" puts the mortal terror back in the 4th of July.
"DaShoe" pays tribute to the under appreciated Snark of Half-Life fame.
"Tossed_Salad_Man" is packin' my kind of fireworks.
Yes, it's the perfect form for surviving a car crash. But it's also the perfect form for so much more, like surviving the trauma of reading any news headline in 2016.
It's just a little confusing, is all.
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