Echo Base to Burke, concentrate your fire on that large burrito!

This CatChowMein image cleans up nicely. You can't even see the sores anymore.

The Vincester ritualistically carves a tally mark into his skin for every Photoshop he makes.

sensy v2.0 smells amazingly like chalk, and leaves a white, powdery trail wherever he goes.

Vice357 has dreams of slaying a hippopotamus in front of his high school sweetheart.

More Photoshop Phriday

This Week on Something Awful...

  • Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Advanced Level Sexy Catcalls

    Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.

  • Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    Zagat's Guide to Poor Person Eating

    The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'

Copyright ©2015 Rich "Lowtax" Kyanka & Something Awful LLC.