Arse Porn Cage is a fan of the awesome destructive power of the locomotive.
geno1173 takes his Jedi training to a new level of horrible pun.
Mathemagician doesn't have the jiggawatts to date my daughter!
mortalenema is not a very good robot designer. Don't quit your day job, pal.
My god, PigeonKing blew a train-shaped hole in the moon!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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