the_ruiner is hoping to scrap up enough money to buy a gravy boat, then set sail for profits.
xdrquinnx creates art with a wealth of DNA evidence hidden in every corner.
epsilonminus couldn't even solve the mystery of what killed his Chia Pet.
With PovRayMan and Detective Stabler's help, that lobster will be put away for child molestation.
Finally: an advice column for the rest of us! (Who seek to enslave humanity.)
Even the most fervent gun control advocate would admit that guns kill people, not other guns. We must become the guns we wish to see in the world.
A Goon outs himself as a wizard and gets a warm reception from the rogues/rangers/paladins gallery!
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