Apparently not even God can count on reliable delivery. "Dracnor" shakes his fist to the heavens!
Mothers, lock up your sons, "lucidish" is in town!
"Old Grendel" guides this mythological telegram back into the hands of man.
"tasslex" resurrects a dead catchphrase in epic fashion.
"overseer07" used illegal sorcery to uncover this lost telegram.
Given our society's obsession with stalking and ridiculing celebrities, it's tempting to seek a life of anonymity. But beware: not being famous has its own hidden costs.
Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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