Apparently not even God can count on reliable delivery. "Dracnor" shakes his fist to the heavens!
Mothers, lock up your sons, "lucidish" is in town!
"Old Grendel" guides this mythological telegram back into the hands of man.
"tasslex" resurrects a dead catchphrase in epic fashion.
"overseer07" used illegal sorcery to uncover this lost telegram.
Evil Cooper and Chechen President Ramzan Kadyrov have both been on a rampage, but who did what?
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
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