"Nimrod 'Felcher' Soames" isn't going to win any prizes at the boat and pony show, but he did make this:
Now kids can earn valuable experience fixing electritcal problems around the house or neighborhood! "Borfo" is all about the happy fun time teaching:
Thanks to a little "Meat Confetti" magic, kids will learn to respect and fear the sun:
Kids are in for a major treat with this "blueball" creation:
"Albrot" lets kids understand just how fun cancer treatment can be:
Sometimes I dream that I'm sitting in the back of the defunct Weinermobile as it careens driverless down the highway. At first I thought this was symbolic of the powerlessness I feel in life, but then I realized it's actually the Weinermobile's dream of being able to drive again.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
Ignore the hype. Find out how these games will likely go right or wrong.
Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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