"Nimrod 'Felcher' Soames" isn't going to win any prizes at the boat and pony show, but he did make this:

Now kids can earn valuable experience fixing electritcal problems around the house or neighborhood! "Borfo" is all about the happy fun time teaching:

Thanks to a little "Meat Confetti" magic, kids will learn to respect and fear the sun:

Kids are in for a major treat with this "blueball" creation:

"Albrot" lets kids understand just how fun cancer treatment can be:

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