"Nimrod 'Felcher' Soames" isn't going to win any prizes at the boat and pony show, but he did make this:
Now kids can earn valuable experience fixing electritcal problems around the house or neighborhood! "Borfo" is all about the happy fun time teaching:
Thanks to a little "Meat Confetti" magic, kids will learn to respect and fear the sun:
Kids are in for a major treat with this "blueball" creation:
"Albrot" lets kids understand just how fun cancer treatment can be:
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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