Now kids can celebrate the morbid darkness that haunts each of our respective bosoms. High fives go to "El Pollo Diablo" for this brooding beauty:

"BeanBandit" is a one man fatty fighting combat force:

For those of you who are curious, the deadly and generally satanic camel spiders are quite the celebrity on the SA forums. "SirRobin" wants your kids keep them as pets:

"Panties" makes life and death into a fun, delicious, and educational game:

"Borfo" aims to teach your kids about nature through first hand experience:

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