GoldVRod got kicked out of Mardi Gras for swearing.

ukulele bastard has won more wet t-shirt contests than this journalist would care to name.

GoldVRod collapses to nearly one third his original size... without damaging his contents!

thesuever has a reputation among the ladies for being a little rough on the nipples, and I can speak from personal experience when I tell you that this reputation is well deserved.

Darthphunk has a heart of unbridled whimsy.

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