GoldVRod got kicked out of Mardi Gras for swearing.
ukulele bastard has won more wet t-shirt contests than this journalist would care to name.
GoldVRod collapses to nearly one third his original size... without damaging his contents!
thesuever has a reputation among the ladies for being a little rough on the nipples, and I can speak from personal experience when I tell you that this reputation is well deserved.
Darthphunk has a heart of unbridled whimsy.
Gentle creature Mark Zuckerberg informs you that he enjoys his dog and wife the normal human amount. That he has a plan. That he will be Gentle Leader.
Afraid of ideas and free speech? Well then you better not read this article, coward.
Candles scented like Destiny planets - increases KDR by 26%!
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