GoldVRod got kicked out of Mardi Gras for swearing.
ukulele bastard has won more wet t-shirt contests than this journalist would care to name.
GoldVRod collapses to nearly one third his original size... without damaging his contents!
thesuever has a reputation among the ladies for being a little rough on the nipples, and I can speak from personal experience when I tell you that this reputation is well deserved.
Darthphunk has a heart of unbridled whimsy.
Hope is without a doubt my ideal wife. I mean if she was a human and not a dog and not 6 years old. But if she was a human and of age, she has all the qualities I am looking for in a wife. She has soft hair and an unbelievable personality.
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