planets in space put lipstick on a pig - a male chauvinist pig!! Am I right, ladies???
Someone left the You sir name! out in the rain!
A Child's Letter is hungry like the wolf (a type of v. hungry dog).
el Gran Poco will fight any one of you sons of bitches.
ZenMaster has never seen anyone drink a milkshake, and is merely going by what he read in books.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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