planets in space put lipstick on a pig - a male chauvinist pig!! Am I right, ladies???
Someone left the You sir name! out in the rain!
A Child's Letter is hungry like the wolf (a type of v. hungry dog).
el Gran Poco will fight any one of you sons of bitches.
ZenMaster has never seen anyone drink a milkshake, and is merely going by what he read in books.
Classic pick up lines for the sleazebag who tends to overthink things.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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