planets in space put lipstick on a pig - a male chauvinist pig!! Am I right, ladies???
Someone left the You sir name! out in the rain!
A Child's Letter is hungry like the wolf (a type of v. hungry dog).
el Gran Poco will fight any one of you sons of bitches.
ZenMaster has never seen anyone drink a milkshake, and is merely going by what he read in books.
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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