Designer0 hasn't been the same since that strange plant blew all those glowing spores in his face.
A savage hunger got the better of Elbonio, but not of Barack Obama.
Bloody Hedgehog fondly recalls the lost art of racism.
Dextromethod slam dunked this one for progress.
occamsmonkey has the heart of a mighty warrior.
Obviously, the first thing necessary to getting back in shape is buying a bunch of expensive knick-knacks.
Finally, a look at the candidate's long-delayed tax returns.
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