VectorSigma respects a woman's divine animal right to protect her own life and the lives of her countrymen.
PandaCookies is a patriot, but he knows that nobody beats the Siamese when it comes to dignity, cats or twins.
Radiation has made Bloody Hedgehog an enemy of civilization.
Metanaut touts the finest beverage in the universe, and I think you'll find that universe pretty much covers everything.
I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
Do all of your holiday shopping in the Star Citizen online store! We have great deals on space ships for a game that may not be released for years. Think of these as investments in your future enjoyment.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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