VectorSigma respects a woman's divine animal right to protect her own life and the lives of her countrymen.
PandaCookies is a patriot, but he knows that nobody beats the Siamese when it comes to dignity, cats or twins.
Radiation has made Bloody Hedgehog an enemy of civilization.
Metanaut touts the finest beverage in the universe, and I think you'll find that universe pretty much covers everything.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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