This is not the past my teachers told me about. And in this past, I don't know if we can win this war. This is Yabanjin.

Weiner Hog might someday regret making this image, but he surely would have regretted not making it even more.

Big Ol Billy gets my goat with this funereal jape.

tek79 thought this outfit was a bit too matchy-matchy, so he broke it up with some simple vertical lines.

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