AfricanBurrito is just here to depress everyone because he's a depressing guy.

bunky sometimes mows the lawn for his neighbor Dracula, the King of all Vampires.

Burke spends most of his time committing insurance fraud and eating ice cream.


If I was ever fighting a vampire and, you know, winning, right before I stab the stake into his heart I would yell, "how do you want your stake?" and then I would stab him before he answers and say "well done I guess!" Anyway Deep Hurting made this picture.

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