AfricanBurrito is just here to depress everyone because he's a depressing guy.
bunky sometimes mows the lawn for his neighbor Dracula, the King of all Vampires.
Burke spends most of his time committing insurance fraud and eating ice cream.
If I was ever fighting a vampire and, you know, winning, right before I stab the stake into his heart I would yell, "how do you want your stake?" and then I would stab him before he answers and say "well done I guess!" Anyway Deep Hurting made this picture.
Sleeping with AC is at this point a basic human right. But if you're one of the doomed souls forced to deal with global warming on a nightly basis, here's an hourly breakdown on how to get the most out of your inferno hellscape of a bedroom.
Some of the Internet's most veteran anatomy experts convened to discuss the stolen nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence and other beautiful celebrities.
We're spelunking through the movie catacombs this week. Join us, won't you?
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