Deep Hurting has evolved a smaller head over the years to better consume poisonous toads.
Dib is staring into the precipice of Olympic fever.
El Nebuloso dreams of strangling a prostitute from every continent.
fairietard recently completed work on the east wing of his neckbeard.
Flatpoint High dreams of being shot in the face by the vice president of every nation.
The CEO of Lobstero, makers of the expensive home Lobster System, responds to recent unfavorable headlines about hand-squeezing a lobster out of one of the company's Lobster Packs.
Should you call someone a Nazi? The answer will surprise you.
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