Deep Hurting has evolved a smaller head over the years to better consume poisonous toads.
Dib is staring into the precipice of Olympic fever.
El Nebuloso dreams of strangling a prostitute from every continent.
fairietard recently completed work on the east wing of his neckbeard.
Flatpoint High dreams of being shot in the face by the vice president of every nation.
Three years ago, when we were burying my uncle, Cleaver and some gross lady dog (Solstice???) showed up at the cemetery and starting going at it really loudly. It ruined everything and we had to have a "re-do" the next day and it cost a fortune. I've hated him ever since for that.
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Doing some reps on the water bottle huh. I prefer bench press myself. Just kidding - stay hydrated.
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