Deep Hurting has evolved a smaller head over the years to better consume poisonous toads.
Dib is staring into the precipice of Olympic fever.
El Nebuloso dreams of strangling a prostitute from every continent.
fairietard recently completed work on the east wing of his neckbeard.
Flatpoint High dreams of being shot in the face by the vice president of every nation.
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Oh, you idiot. Don't do this. It's the worst idea anyone has ever had. Have you forgotten what an ordeal it was the last time you moved?
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