Deep Hurting has evolved a smaller head over the years to better consume poisonous toads.
Dib is staring into the precipice of Olympic fever.
El Nebuloso dreams of strangling a prostitute from every continent.
fairietard recently completed work on the east wing of his neckbeard.
Flatpoint High dreams of being shot in the face by the vice president of every nation.
In a Something Awful exclusive, we reveal the true state of Darren Wilson after his harrowing encounter with Michael Brown.
gee, sun, thanks for life and warmth and light. you totally did it on purpose and aren't just a stupid exploding deathtrap
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