Deep Hurting has evolved a smaller head over the years to better consume poisonous toads.
Dib is staring into the precipice of Olympic fever.
El Nebuloso dreams of strangling a prostitute from every continent.
fairietard recently completed work on the east wing of his neckbeard.
Flatpoint High dreams of being shot in the face by the vice president of every nation.
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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