Carbohydrates offers up this perplexing box of paradoxes.
Eating lunch with Joust is a real bummer.
snortpocket does not have a heart, instead possessing a crude instrument that beats a sort of poison.
LividCoffee is a time bandit on the run from the time cops.
Did Louis C.K. jerk off in front of two female comics? And why are these ladies squandering an opportunity to learn from a comedy legend?
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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