Carbohydrates offers up this perplexing box of paradoxes.
Eating lunch with Joust is a real bummer.
snortpocket does not have a heart, instead possessing a crude instrument that beats a sort of poison.
LividCoffee is a time bandit on the run from the time cops.
I have raised over $300 participating in quilting bees for the American Quilting Bee Society so I think I deserve at least seven minutes of your time.
Ernest Cline, writer of Ready Player One, shares his newest poem.
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