I commend you, Darth Brooks, on your professional usage of Comic Sans and embossing.

Hackuma: a towering figure in the American story, bold and aggressive, yet, at once, soft and understanding.

I hesitate to call Spookypen a big baby and punch him, but only for a second.

Amazing. Unprecedented. Uncompromising. Those are just some words I know completely unrelated to Luppertime.

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