This entry is sticky like a mimosa that has spilled on my hand, and ladylike. Thanks TheSniperZERO!
FredBreakfast has a scrotum full of love and kindness.
Kanzune made this, which is sadly the most appropriate magazine for me to subscribe to.
Okay, we're done. Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images, and thanks to my FYAD ghostwriters as well! Stick around for a short Page of Shame, located on the next page. We will return next week to answer the question, "What would Law and Order look like if it featured a cast of vegetables?"
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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