This entry is sticky like a mimosa that has spilled on my hand, and ladylike. Thanks TheSniperZERO!
FredBreakfast has a scrotum full of love and kindness.
Kanzune made this, which is sadly the most appropriate magazine for me to subscribe to.
Okay, we're done. Thanks to the Something Awful Forum Goons for making these images, and thanks to my FYAD ghostwriters as well! Stick around for a short Page of Shame, located on the next page. We will return next week to answer the question, "What would Law and Order look like if it featured a cast of vegetables?"
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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