Virtually every city on the planet has at least one place where you can buy postcards, a friendly way to tell other people you are somewhere better than whatever pesthole they call home. Unfortunately, postcards tend to be kind of dull. Pictures of distant skylines or rock formations hardly pack a punch, not when you can send a postcard from a place so awesome it doesn't exist. This week the Something Awful Forum Goons created an assortment of postcards, from real places re-imagined, to places that aren't quite real. Join us as we lick your stamps!

Photoshop Hero geno1173 started things off with this postcard... FROM THE EDGE!

In the 1980s Hajenius was sent to a military prison for a crime he didn't commit.

Prime challenges us with his insane theories.

Heinekren! Come on Heinekren!

I don't know if this is how it works but Warthog seems to think so.

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