Torn from the Newstand: The Lifetime Movie of the Week

You can't blame "Carniac" for being honest. You can blame him for not being honest enough, though. KILL HER.

"byrneout" got in this Phriday by giving me some hot stock tips:

"fairetard" isn't very understanding, and we certainly don't approve of that.

"Agent019" casts these men in the starring role of his heart.

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