Useless Tools, the Prequel
"scrutinizer" isn't dense, that Goldfish is just too sneaky.
"King Vitamin" has lots of peices of an ace up his sleeve:
If only "Flying-Squid" could figure out why his remotes never work:
I'M SOLD! Thanks "jaybill", you're a hero to innovation!
"Triggur" knows that a clean fursuit is the only thing keeping you from being a total loser. Or maybe not.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
It's time we stop tolerating lawlessness in our cities and coddling these criminals. Twenty seconds to comply is too long for ED-209 to get the job done.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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