Useless Tools, the Prequel
"scrutinizer" isn't dense, that Goldfish is just too sneaky.
"King Vitamin" has lots of peices of an ace up his sleeve:
If only "Flying-Squid" could figure out why his remotes never work:
I'M SOLD! Thanks "jaybill", you're a hero to innovation!
"Triggur" knows that a clean fursuit is the only thing keeping you from being a total loser. Or maybe not.
This is your typical consumer model throne. If you just want a cheap prop, it's fine. If you want to actually sit like a king, pony up the cash and get yourself a prosumer model. This entry level stuff is more for a duke or baron at best.
Do you wish to know what computers will be doing in the year to come? With a sigh I shall exert the minimal effort it takes to reveal all. Feel free to print out these predictions and share them with your friends via fax.
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