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ChunksNensja spat out some partially chewed squid when he realized it was actually horse meat and not beef like he was told.
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Mass Effect: Andromeda turns its nose up at the original trilogy's rigid morality. It boasts a more nuanced and intellectually compelling shades-of-grey approach in which a heart icon pops up when it's time to tell an alien to take their clothes off.
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