Bacicot is deathly afraid of Bumblebee Tuna because he has allergies and was stung as a child.
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ChunksNensja spat out some partially chewed squid when he realized it was actually horse meat and not beef like he was told.
DoombatINC lost thousands betting on Marco Salvetti of Italy in the last World Beard and Moustache Championship.
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