occamsmonkey has a radical theory on plant intelligence, but until it's too late, we won't listen.
Cyb wants to become the Stan Lee of civil engineers.
cortez smells disturbingly like Grover Cleveland.
SteveYun is in a race against time but he's got a lot of it so he can pace himself.
Apparently you do want to be lonely, because you defied the one rule of Farmers Only.
We've found some cool stuff in the woods. Now it's time for you to pinkie swear you won't tell mom and dad.
I highly recommend Windows 10 With Mouse + Keyboard Support Edition
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