occamsmonkey has a radical theory on plant intelligence, but until it's too late, we won't listen.
Cyb wants to become the Stan Lee of civil engineers.
cortez smells disturbingly like Grover Cleveland.
SteveYun is in a race against time but he's got a lot of it so he can pace himself.
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
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