occamsmonkey has a radical theory on plant intelligence, but until it's too late, we won't listen.
Cyb wants to become the Stan Lee of civil engineers.
cortez smells disturbingly like Grover Cleveland.
SteveYun is in a race against time but he's got a lot of it so he can pace himself.
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I want my bed to look like the health department is checking for bedbugs. I want to feel like it’s on an episode of Maury getting scanned for semen.
It's still okay to like Ben Stiller, guys.
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