Twitch once penetrated every orifice of a Jack-o-Lantern.

AlmostSmart often wonders what Orson Welles would have been like if domesticated.

foetus66 has the right idea about people who sing songs for no reason. FIRE THEM ALL, I SAY!

AlbertHerring drags a wooden coffin with him to every Wild West town he visits. He keeps his porn in it.

Let us conclude things with this excellent DrakeLake image that sums this theme up pretty darn good.

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