gumplunger is sad all his free abortion coupons are no longer valid in South Dakota.
Sookie has been stowing away in an Ikea store for weeks now.
The Vincester is just trying to touch base with you.
Sookie is out to promote smoking amongst our nation's impressionable youth because he hates children (they killed his people).
I was betrayed by the bernio bros, the cougars, and this guy from back page I hired to keep me from jumping out a window at the DNC.
TOTAL WRECK - crazy-eyed hound is covered in cobwebs, has a vespiary on back, graffiti on side and savage thirst for boat fuel. Frankly, I'm in over my head. He's in room 115 at Motel 6, yours free. 555-2851
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