gumplunger is sad all his free abortion coupons are no longer valid in South Dakota.
Sookie has been stowing away in an Ikea store for weeks now.
The Vincester is just trying to touch base with you.
Sookie is out to promote smoking amongst our nation's impressionable youth because he hates children (they killed his people).
Our new drone will follow behind you in an extremely friendly manner and capture 4K video of your adventures, your friends, your time in the bathroom, and your heartbeat as you sleep.
IMDB user lists can be used to rank film buffs' favorite movies and creators. 90% of these lists have names like "My Harem" and "Far East Pleasures Karma Sutra Women of Beauty"
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