gumplunger is sad all his free abortion coupons are no longer valid in South Dakota.
Sookie has been stowing away in an Ikea store for weeks now.
The Vincester is just trying to touch base with you.
Sookie is out to promote smoking amongst our nation's impressionable youth because he hates children (they killed his people).
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
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