gumplunger is sad all his free abortion coupons are no longer valid in South Dakota.
Sookie has been stowing away in an Ikea store for weeks now.
The Vincester is just trying to touch base with you.
Sookie is out to promote smoking amongst our nation's impressionable youth because he hates children (they killed his people).
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
Call of Duty Advanced Warfare promises to up the ante on Kevin Spacey's face in a video game.
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