Sookie bribed me fifty pesos to post this image and now I am filthy rich.

SirDouche is a killing machine fueled by gravy and rage and mashed potatoes.

Aete would do anything for this image, but he won't do that.

jackpot just hit himself! (DO YOU GET MY HUMOR???)

Gosh I sure hope that Thunderfist doesn't get smashed into a pulp today.

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  • Crisis at the North Pole

    Crisis at the North Pole

    The 17-century battle between Santa Claus and Satan reaches an unfortunate peak.

  • Christmaspasta

    Christmaspasta

    The unSlender Man is a humanoid male with a rotund belly and jocular disposition. He is described as wearing a red suit with white trim and a matching hat. While it is rare to catch a glimpse of the unSlender Man, victims say his footprints in the snow are visible for days after his visits. Thats right, you guessed it- idts the big man Santa Claus.

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