snortpocket is patriotic as all fuck.

Eladore voted "yes" on proposition 1! Morlock fences have been installed in his neighborhood.

imthatguy is probably not who he claims to be.

Psionic3D made the worlds most delicious chicken.

di4gram would be dead or in prison if not for power of make believe.

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