Page Two: Special Orders Don't Upset Us

"Coonan" likes his women with a little meat on their bones and a lot more in their bloodstream:

I don't really know what's happening anymore and I think "Arken" is to blame:

Moving off the topic of fast food, "omnimonkii v2.0" turns Stonehenge into some kind of wacky golem:

"bpaterson" finds himself playing games no matter where he goes:

"fuckingtest" finds himself trapped in a magical video game land:

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