Page Two: Special Orders Don't Upset Us
"Coonan" likes his women with a little meat on their bones and a lot more in their bloodstream:
I don't really know what's happening anymore and I think "Arken" is to blame:
Moving off the topic of fast food, "omnimonkii v2.0" turns Stonehenge into some kind of wacky golem:
"bpaterson" finds himself playing games no matter where he goes:
"fuckingtest" finds himself trapped in a magical video game land:
Mothers, Danzig warned you in general terms about his nefarious intentions. Now find out what he specifically intends.
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
The darkest, most controversial game since Luigi's Mansion.
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