Page Two: Special Orders Don't Upset Us
"Coonan" likes his women with a little meat on their bones and a lot more in their bloodstream:
I don't really know what's happening anymore and I think "Arken" is to blame:
Moving off the topic of fast food, "omnimonkii v2.0" turns Stonehenge into some kind of wacky golem:
"bpaterson" finds himself playing games no matter where he goes:
"fuckingtest" finds himself trapped in a magical video game land:
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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