Page Four: Ding Dong!

"Arsenal" wouldn't know a good bell if it rung his neck!

"Drav" got the busy signal when he rung this little number up! My bell jokes will never get old!

From the Liberty Bell to Taco Bell, "El Pollo Diablo" brings us the the first fast food ziggurat:

No more bells! I guess it's good to know Chicago is safe from attacks. "Crying Llama" saves millions!

"Arken" turns the tables and proves himself quite the classy lad:

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