During his seven years as a forums member, ljw1004 hasn't really been the sort to draw attention to himself with boisterous posting or look-at-me dramatics. So when he created a thread titled "I'm a VERY angry mouse," few SA Goons had reason to contradict his claim! Sure, a key piece of evidence he presented seems contradictory, but he scampered away after the OP. I guess we'll never hear the real story from his possibly mouse-like mouth.
I am an angry mouse
I am a VERY angry mouse
Speak to the paw 'cause the face ain't listening
I just won't stand for this
You don't want to make me angry
Okay, now I'm extremely angry
Responses, please! (Other than 'why are you angry?' and 'why are you a shrew?' - we may never know these things.)
An Enormous Boner
Hahha... that mouse is like "what?" and then it turns out that it's like "Aww damn."
In the last one it's just like "I GIVE UP!"
The Human Crouton
That's adorable. I want to anger a shrew.
Oh good, Everdraed is here:
Angry my butt, he's just having a temper tantrum.
If you don't eat your broccoli, you're not going to grow up big and strong, not to mention you're simply never getting any pie.
Everdraed also made another Angry Mouse GIF; it's too big to present on the page but please click here, it's worth it!
Now that you've seen that, click the "2" below (or one of the other page numbers, if you're a damn weirdo) to proceed!
"Your left eye," the optometrist casually explained while blasting my face with a blue laser at point blank range, "is farsighted and shaped like an eyeball. The other eye is nearsighted and shaped like a football. Not even a good football."
Jeff Foxworthy has awakened to the new flesh to tell some redneck jokes.
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