Page Eight: Honestly, Abe!

"evilhanz" makes 'No Sinkin' Lincoln' more coloreful:

"Kelmo" continues the bizarre light saber fetish that seems to keep most SA goons from ever finding a date:

Honest Abe was always the most badass president, and "Arsenal" helps prove this:

I wonder what was going through "Stunt Rock's" mind when he came up with this. I most certainly approve:

Honest Abe shares some wisdom from beyond the grave thanks to a little help from "Unbelievably Fat Man":

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