Moof: okay get this okay i went swimming today
Moof: and while i was swimming
Moof: i came up with the idea of somehow creating a cat
Moof: with a blowhole like a whale
Moof: and marketing it and selling it at petsmart and stuff
Moof: imagine it the cat is running around all happy and furry
Moof: and he goes aaammmaaUUUR and spurts water out of his blowhole :)
Livestock: moof that is disgusting!!
Moof: no it is cute
Livestock: where does the water come from moof
Moof: i dont know maybe he creates it like a dragon creates fire :)
Livestock: you'll believe anything!!
Moof: maybe the ocean livestock seriously
And you thought women had one-dimensional script intros that treated them like sex objects. Ewoks have it even worse.
No one seems to like the new Doom box art. But it's still the same old Doom Guy under that space marine helmet. Right?
Moof and Livestock discuss life, love, human nature, and all the most important issues affecting humanity.