Moof: okay get this okay i went swimming today
Moof: and while i was swimming
Moof: i came up with the idea of somehow creating a cat
Moof: with a blowhole like a whale
Moof: and marketing it and selling it at petsmart and stuff
Moof: imagine it the cat is running around all happy and furry
Moof: and he goes aaammmaaUUUR and spurts water out of his blowhole :)
Livestock: moof that is disgusting!!
Moof: no it is cute
Livestock: where does the water come from moof
Moof: i dont know maybe he creates it like a dragon creates fire :)
Livestock: you'll believe anything!!
Moof: maybe the ocean livestock seriously
Makes baby look too appetizing. Also I have my thigh stuck in one and I can't get it off. It's so tight around the skin I can't cut it without risking injury. IT'S A LONG STORY AND IT'S NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX.
Starting a company is difficult for anyone - doubly so if you happen to be a monster. Make the most of your unique situation with a clever business name to catch the customer's eye.
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