These sorts of things are of grave concern to E0157H7.

In lieu of certainty, finchy will take his chances with chance.

With great fanfare, Sapphaholic is pleased to unveil his latest work to the general public.

Jos has the facts, ma'am. Just the facts.

Everyone occamsmonkey knows is sick of him calling food "vittles."

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