I don't know if you know this, but Protoman definitely made this picture.
Enfeebled by a life of sloth, Regular Daddy released this image with a nearly inaudible cough.
Today is Shmorky's 50th birthday. Wish him happy birthday if you know him in real life!
sackamano can't find his Brassica rapa but I'm sure they'll turnip soon. (NOTE: THAT JOKE IS NOW COPYRIGHT – DO NOT STEAL!)
Spending $10-15 a day on perishable organic dog food is not a sign of a decadent culture in terminal decline, it's actually real good and worth it.
The first time "fast", "decisive", and "efficient" could have been used to describe the Minecraft development team was when they snatched the $2.5 billion dollar check out of Microsoft's sweaty, shaking hand.
No lifeguard on duty. Maze run at your own risk.
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