I don't know if you know this, but Protoman definitely made this picture.

Enfeebled by a life of sloth, Regular Daddy released this image with a nearly inaudible cough.

Today is Shmorky's 50th birthday. Wish him happy birthday if you know him in real life!

sackamano can't find his Brassica rapa but I'm sure they'll turnip soon. (NOTE: THAT JOKE IS NOW COPYRIGHT – DO NOT STEAL!)

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