It is quite clear from looking at this picture that GregNorc has the heart of a dragon, as well as the peripheral vision.
It would have taken an entire tour bus full of mummies to have persuaded IdiotBoy not to make this picture.
The things that are most precious to JMonkey are this image and any noise that masks his constant crying.
Although it's not Thanksgiving anymore, I'm thankful to King Gonad for making this picture and not eating me.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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