el Gran Poco gives you more sport for your buck.

Wait a minute, why aren't you wearing a shirt, blunt? And what are you doing with all those blueprints of city hall?

Metanaut gets it right on the first date, and never needs another.

squid jerky is a man of truly bold ideas.

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