"glassrope" knows the truth all too well:
"grover" found a new use for that dusty old Wolfenstein engine and a new way to spell "altar":
"crogers13" brings all the fun of a tapeworm home to your Spectravision entertainment console! You damn well better have your Spectravision still!
"derMoerder" shows how desperate Nintendo is:
"dorquemada" likes to keep games simple:
Next page! You aren't reading this, are you? I hate you!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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