"glassrope" knows the truth all too well:
"grover" found a new use for that dusty old Wolfenstein engine and a new way to spell "altar":
"crogers13" brings all the fun of a tapeworm home to your Spectravision entertainment console! You damn well better have your Spectravision still!
"derMoerder" shows how desperate Nintendo is:
"dorquemada" likes to keep games simple:
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