Recently, Paralympic medal-monger Oscar Pistorius shot and killed his girlfriend, under circumstances yet to be determined. Very sad. Because he has a keen interest in justice, Palpek has been following the case diligently, sifting through conflicting reports and analyzing investigative gambits! Because he's a member of the SA Forums, he supplemented his research with pop-culture-referencing Photoshops! If you want to be part of the South African jury pool, stop reading now! Not only have you learned too much about the case from this intro alone, but also you need to find another ambition, because South Africa has a juryless legal system based on Roman-Dutch law! Everyone else can keep reading, though if you'd be more comfortable laughing at a singer lady making a funny face instead of a possible deathcrime, skip to page 3!
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
Photoshop Phriday showcases the tremendous image manipulation talents of the Something Awful Forum Goons. Each week they tackle a new theme, parodying movies, video games, comics, history, and anything else you can think of. If you want in on the action, join us on the Something Awful Forums!