It's inevitable that Gears of War will appear on next-generation consoles, but there's no official word from Microsoft about when the game will be released. Rod Fergusson, the studio manager in charge of the game's development, hosted a Twitch livestream discussion during which he explained how mind-blowing Gears of War for XBox One will be. He even offered the first glimpse at official concept art:
Hmm, looks like it might be a while. In the meantime, Palpek asked the SA Goons to share their own visions of the futuristic marvels and amazing experiences next-gen Gears of War will eventually offer!
That Fucking Sned
Orcs and Ostriches
They just revealed the new protagonist for Gears4:
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
Pros: Much more comfortable than my last toilet seat, which was a transparent resin with seashells embedded inside. The outer layer wore off from friction, exposing the sharp jagged edges of the seashells, which were constantly scrapping my backside and causing major cuts and open sores.
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