It's inevitable that Gears of War will appear on next-generation consoles, but there's no official word from Microsoft about when the game will be released. Rod Fergusson, the studio manager in charge of the game's development, hosted a Twitch livestream discussion during which he explained how mind-blowing Gears of War for XBox One will be. He even offered the first glimpse at official concept art:
Hmm, looks like it might be a while. In the meantime, Palpek asked the SA Goons to share their own visions of the futuristic marvels and amazing experiences next-gen Gears of War will eventually offer!
That Fucking Sned
Orcs and Ostriches
They just revealed the new protagonist for Gears4:
Are you concerned that you may be a character trapped in a Tom Waits song? Be smart and learn the warning signs before it's too late. Also, it's too late. It has always been too late.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
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